| Dumpster is Seeing Stars, or, 15 Minutes of Fame When I got home from work tonight, my wife informed me that I needed to get Dumpster out in the driveway, and get the inside picked up, as he was going to be making his film debut. Yep. A film crew is arriving tomorrow to film a commercial inside my good pal Dumpster. This seems like an appropriate place to stick a smiley face, as I am just as confused as you are. But I don't see just the right one. As of now, you all know just as much as I do. Same goes for my wife. I can't divulge the product that will be the feature of the commercial, but it is fairly big-time. Why they chose Billings, Montucky; I have no idea. Why they chose my wreck; I am at even further a loss. All I hope is that it is the most amazing new product in the world that can suck massive dents out of aluminum, turn mountains of plexi into tempered glass, magically revitalize 40 year old rubber cords, polish like some contraption from the Jetsons, and do upholstery for free. My wife sternly warned the producer that Dumpster was not very photogenic, to say the least. Let’s face it; DW is not Dumpster’s biggest fan. But they didn’t seem to care. If the product being featured were a pooper-scooper, it might all make sense. Hopefully Dumpster isn’t whoring himself out to make a few bucks. What this has to do with AS renovation, I have no idea. It is just so fooking (beauty, ay?) random, I simply had to share. Thanks for obliging me, and Dumpster's new career. |