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Old 01-23-2007, 07:15 PM   #295
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So I'm thinking if I'm gonna serve gopher gumbo at the pot luck I'ld better start capturing a few of them and icing them down.I'm at Lowe's screwing around with the little green trap they sell for said purpose. Whap slam holly crapolla ,sticking on my finger, I'm now yelping in surprise mostly and swinging my hand around suddenly I'm surrounded by the blue vested folks employed there, all with that dumb ---- look on their faces- me being the D.S.We get the trap off my finger, it ain't all that bad they offer me a few for free- ahhh no thanks, I'm just going home to tilt back a few cold ones. So I get back to the vinyard and they all start popping their heads out of their holes kinda givving me the paw, if you know what I mean. Kinda erked me in a special way. So I get my spud gun out to show them a thing- remember I'm collecting for the pot luck. I figured without a potatoe the shock wave would stun them and then I could do the little bunny fu fu hopping thru the forest; catching little meeces and bopping um on the head thing. As gomer pile would say SURPRISE SURPRISE. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS; I REPEAT DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!!! You have all heard the saying when the ---- hits the fan.
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:45 PM   #296
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So I'm thinking if I'm gonna serve gopher gumbo at the pot luck I'ld better start capturing a few of them and icing them down.I'm at Lowe's screwing around with the little green trap they sell for said purpose. Whap slam holly crapolla ,sticking on my finger, I'm now yelping in surprise mostly and swinging my hand around suddenly I'm surrounded by the blue vested folks employed there, all with that dumb ---- look on their faces- me being the D.S.We get the trap off my finger, it ain't all that bad they offer me a few for free- ahhh no thanks, I'm just going home to tilt back a few cold ones. So I get back to the vinyard and they all start popping their heads out of their holes kinda givving me the paw, if you know what I mean. Kinda erked me in a special way. So I get my spud gun out to show them a thing- remember I'm collecting for the pot luck. I figured without a potatoe the shock wave would stun them and then I could do the little bunny fu fu hopping thru the forest; catching little meeces and bopping um on the head thing. As gomer pile would say SURPRISE SURPRISE. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS; I REPEAT DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!!! You have all heard the saying when the ---- hits the fan.
okay while reading this, scenes from the movie "caddyshack" keep flashing in my head. hahaahaha so funny
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:47 PM   #297
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Gopher Gumbo...

[tim said: "i'm bringing the Gopher Gumbo, and a Vegan dish, because i'm the sensistive type, and i'm a giver".]

mr. gunner, i'm all about the gumbo, whilst i've never tried, i'm willing to... would you mind smoking some? i'd like to have some varity in the pizza toppings for the pot luck, perhaps smoked w/ cream cheese, vegan crackers, for the happy hour dip. i'm very good with ordinary everyday stuff. scented candle, a little floral arrangement, bauxite. love is in the air. you know what they say about Gopher and Green M 'n M's...

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Old 01-23-2007, 07:51 PM   #298
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You asked for it you got it

Oh Yea I Smoked Them!!
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:56 PM   #299
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Hey, Are spud guns illegal in CA. Are ya gonna bring that cannon to the rally?
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Old 01-23-2007, 07:57 PM   #300
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Limp, Unattractive...

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Oh Yea I Smoked Them, With A special USMC Potassium Nitrate Mix.!!
mr. gunner,

you have a warped sense of humor... please there's nothing less attractive than Potassium Nitrate and Limp, if you get my drift.

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So I get my spud gun out to show them a thing- remember I'm collecting for the pot luck. I figured without a potatoe the shock wave would stun them and then I could do the little bunny fu fu hopping thru the forest; catching little meeces and bopping um on the head thing. As gomer pile would say SURPRISE SURPRISE. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS; I REPEAT DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS!!!
OK Tim,
I gotta ask what others are thinking. Didja blow the barrel up? Is there even a gun left to bring to the rally? Also, more details need to be forthcoming about the condition of said gophers.

Inquiring minds want to know.
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Old 01-23-2007, 08:27 PM   #302
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It is gettin scary

Hey Guys,

We gotta be careful and not keep egging on doorgunner....if we keep it up, he will soon wind up on the airlines "No Fly" list. And if that happens, who is going to protect us in the sky? I know it is a trade-off...but let's keep him flying for all of our sakes.
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Good point, if the airport "puffer" machines detect nitrates from his little escapades, he may be in the Hilton for a long time to come.
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Good point, if the airport "puffer" machines detect nitrates from his little escapades, he may be in the Hilton for a long time to come.
You got it! Then it would be the "Save Doorgunner" campaign.
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I have a proven way of getting gophers. First, you stick your finger down the hole and attempt to pet the gopher. Next, after the said gopher has latched onto your finger, you slam it down... and wallah- dead gopher. What happens next is up to you, but in my case your grandpa shovels him off the cliff and grandma takes you for a rabies shot.
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You got it! Then it would be the "Save Doorgunner" campaign.
That one might be more worthwhile than the other one...

Oh boy, did I just say that out loud??
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icing elbow, do not fire spudder into earth while holding can of beer! I don't need no stinkin airlines, have my own aircraft, spuds are legal according to NTSB until you point one at someone unless some county has laws otherwise, Like Montery County for instance. BUT they have very sensible peace officers to interview you and run you driver license. So the spudder only is fired on private property with owners consent. Yes I'm bringin it to the rally will check with owner!
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Old 01-23-2007, 10:09 PM   #308
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Shock and Awe

[QUOTE=I don't need no stinkin airlines, have my own aircraft![/QUOTE]

Now I am gonna sleep better knowing that doorgunner has his own rig in the sky and not only does he have our left flank, but he is also supplying air support.
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