Strawberry Margarita Slush:
Start noisy generator.
Take out 1 lb package frozen whole strawberries, 1 12 oz can frozen limeade concentrate out of original 1978 Excella Dometic refrig freezer,
In the Excella built in food processor, combine strawberries, 1/3 cup sugar, limeade concentrate, process until it spills over and makes a mess. Slowly add 1/2 cup water, blending.
Pour into flat tupperware, add 1/2 cup water, 1 1/2 cup Tequila, 1 1/2 cups lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, chilled (Sprite). Freeze in the freezer, stirring 2 or 3 times after 2 hours if there's any left still.
To serve, stir mixture, spoon into 10 glasses. Top each serving with 1/4 cup Sprite (oops, forgot that).
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