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03-07-2008, 09:02 AM
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Rivet Master
2007 23' International CCD
Lapeer
, Michigan
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 7,082
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cameront120
People get dressed up to go to Wal-Mart?
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Trip to Wal-Mart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house, mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.
Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on y our age you might do the following.
In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
In your 40's:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal-Mart. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat; wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from your buddy's bait shop and it says, "I Got Worms".
In your 60's:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure.
In your 70's:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your prescriptions ready too. Don't' even notice the dog crap on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather.
In your 80's:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember that you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart and wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name. The old lady that greeted you at the front door went to school with you.
In your 90's:
Stop what you are doing.
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03-07-2008, 11:53 AM
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#382
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Tom, the Uber Disney Fan
2006 30' Safari
Orlando
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Too funny Carol!
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03-07-2008, 12:05 PM
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#383
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Rivet Master
1975 Argosy 24
Collierville
, Tennessee
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 727
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I must be old before my time.
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03-07-2008, 12:10 PM
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#384
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Miss Rivette
1965 17' Caravel
Hell
, Michigan
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 1,644
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wheel interested
In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
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I dont know about this, but i dont go to that much work to go to walmart!
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03-07-2008, 12:58 PM
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#385
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Rivet Master
2004 30' Classic
Field and Stream
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 819
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Montana formal wear.
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03-07-2008, 01:03 PM
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#386
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Rivet Master
2007 23' International CCD
Lapeer
, Michigan
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 7,082
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Alright, look what you did, now we aren't going to be able to get a reservation to Bozeman, it'll be full to capacity. Might even increase membership.
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03-07-2008, 08:41 PM
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Rivet Master
1972 25' Tradewind
North Vancouver
, British Columbia
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 3,421
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Funny, Carol!
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03-08-2008, 06:17 AM
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#388
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E Pluribus Aluminus
2008 34' Classic S/O
1967 22' Safari
2005 30' Classic
Land Of Enchantment
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,300
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Great post, Carol... and Oh, so true...!
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03-08-2008, 06:24 AM
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Rivet Master
2007 23' International CCD
Lapeer
, Michigan
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 7,082
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Flyfisher solved the problem of stodgy dress code, interest, and promotion with his "Keep America Beautiful" campaign! I was just making an observation. Put a beer in the picture and win the March photo contest and maybe the next BB cover, just make sure there's an Aistream earring and mini unit badge dangling from that lanyard...
Thanks for the giggles Flyfisher.
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04-16-2008, 08:46 AM
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#390
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Rivet Master
2008 28' Safari SE
Placitas
, New Mexico
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Too funny Carol!
I guess I'm stuck somewhere in my 30s or 40s. I'll at least take off my sweat pants and put on a pair of jeans. If I'm really getting all decked out they will be clean jeans!
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04-16-2008, 11:00 AM
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#391
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Tom, the Uber Disney Fan
2006 30' Safari
Orlando
, Florida
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,693
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wheel interested
Trip to Wal-Mart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house, mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.
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Actually, I think that Carol has been passing through my neighborhood on some Saturday and drove by my house and saw me in my "work clothes"! She described my old gym shorts to a 'T'. One day I was squatting down pulling weeds in the front yard when I felt a draft and looked between my legs and decided it was time to go in the house and change from boxers to briefs before I shocked the whole neighborhood!
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