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Old 04-05-2006, 08:22 AM   #1
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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. (how true)!

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:20 AM   #2
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

I love that Yuki! Too funny. We are dog people too.

Now, how many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,CATS HAVE STAFF!
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Old 04-05-2006, 09:44 AM   #3
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26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives

Thanks Yukionna. The following seems more fair than similar lists about beer. I can smile without feeling guilty. #21 is so true to life!

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

6. A dog's parents never visit.

7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

11. Dogs can't talk.

12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.

And, last but not least:

26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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Old 04-05-2006, 08:26 PM   #4
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Old 04-05-2006, 08:39 PM   #5
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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb has to really want to change!!

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Old 04-05-2006, 10:31 PM   #6
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Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
Gracie can do it!
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Emmy - " Buffy, Get over here! We need a light bulb changed! "

( Buffy -"Why do I always have to do it??" )
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6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


Now, I know Clancy_boy would never ask - he would just do it, why ask the dumb owner who forgets to feed him sometimes (atleast feed him as much as he wants). That would be a waste of his time better used for napping.
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Our dogs: Who needs light? We can sleep anywhere, anytime.
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hmmmm...... my 2 cents

Shih Tsu's no no im the princess .... i have an owner to change that bulb!!!!!!
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Now that was just to cute and funny.

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Old 09-09-2006, 06:29 PM   #13
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What is better than an Airstream?


A Dog! Of course!

Our life revolves around our 2 dogs, BIX a Wire-Hair Fox Terrier and BUSTER a Border Collie!

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Huh? A Wire-Fox AND a Border Collie??? I'm surprised you have a life!!! Two very high energy dogs.... do they cancel each other out?? Not likely!
Get out once in a while without your dogs.... relax...you'll be surprised how slow life really can be.
I once was owned by a Giant Schnauzer... very large, high energy, terrier type none the less.
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