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Old 08-15-2004, 12:51 PM   #1
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How Come....

Hello Everyone....
I'm Toby, Canny's Puppy, I'm an 8 yr old Golden Labrador, I jus wondered if U other Puppies HAVE lots of Friends, when U go 4 Yr Walkies, I do, My master hardly kns anyone...He never gets his head patted, or given sweeties, tho My master does tend 2 frown a little...Hee, hee....all the little People call Me By My name....whilst My master gets called silly names, & sometimes naughty names, If I jump up someone....Well I can't help bein a romantic, & want 2 Kiss people all the time....Except my master...'cos He's ugly...LOL....DON'T tell him...Woof....
I've not bn 2 well lately, & the hot weather is makin Me a little tired....but my Master IS very GOOD 2 Me, He lets me hog all the FAN, Gee it sure is COOOl...Mmm, a BIT like Me, OK...a LOT like ME...Woof-woof....
He called Me a DUMB D O G ...whatever one of those are...Well Why should My Master laze abt drinkin that mucky pop, U kn, the stuff that makes His legs go all WOBBLY, & makes Him talk utter SLOP, & do silly things...anyhow, I kinda nudged it with My nose....I guess it must have bn a lttl cool,as it made the can JUMP, & it FELL OVER....& all that funny pop went trickling down the garden path...U kn, I never seen a Human do an impression of a PUPPY B4, as My Master was tryin 2 LICK-IT-ALL-UP b4 it dissapeared down the gap b'tween the slabs...Sure was a funny sight....being His LAST can as well...Woof ( WOL )....
Well I'm kinda in the dog house now...bored agn...mmmm anyone kn what SLIPPERS TASTE LIKE...? ? ? .......Toby.........WOOFWOOFWOOF !

It's NICE 2B Important...but it's more Important 2B NICE...Chris.....
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Old 08-15-2004, 05:41 PM   #2
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Chris, whatever that stuff is you're smokin' is impressive. Send me some.

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Old 08-15-2004, 05:56 PM   #3
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Uhh, Chris, umm, have you given any thought to fixing the exhaust leak in your car?
Just asking...
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Old 08-15-2004, 10:06 PM   #4
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Old 08-18-2004, 12:46 PM   #5
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Hi Guys...

Did U like that...LOL....My exhaust is fine, realy I wish it only took Me 40 secs: 2 write ...Tin Hut...Shame on U, MAN, but SORRY it all went UP in smoke..hee hee...I Told My Pup, but as usual He jus looked down His nose & walked away, with a Muttley Grin....& Swanky walk....Darn Dog....I jus wonder why He only eats My LEFT slippers, I got 3 unchewed right ones...
I think I'll wear My wellies...that'll learn Him...LOL, String vest, thin shorts, & a pair of Black WELLIES...Sure look real smart walkin pup around the block, especialy in this HEAT...LOL...All take care now, Been a pleasure 2 amuse U...jus goes 2 prove it don't take much 2 make U smile, Have a good Day now...Toby 'n ...Chris.....
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