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You MUST follow the new trailer ownership ritual upon first hookup and before pulling away.
1. Light birthday candle or incense and walk thru trailer while repeating the Wally Byam Creed. This will dispell any bad juju or lingering mother in law energy.
2. Pour you and your partner in crime a shot of tequila or other intoxicating liquor and splash a dash over the hitch while proclaiming trailer by name,,,yes you must name your trailer.
3. Close top vents and put step up, check 3x that the pin in in the trailer hitch at the ball and the receiver has its pin in....3x!
4. Get in tow vehicle adjust mirrors, say Hail Mary or pray to whatever God pleases you and GO!!
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