Hey!!! Hold on a minute!!!!!
I will have you know that there is absolutely nothing wrong with Tofu Sandwiches....
as long as they have enough meat in them .
We saw a mattress on the road recently with cars doing their best to avoid it and a few moments later caught up with the folks in a 90's Taurus with the rest of the bed still strapped to the roof. We honked a dozen times till they turned the stereo down and told them they'd lost the mattress and right there, in the middle of a four lane non-divided highway while still clipping along at a fast pace he suddenly does a 180 and is gone back to retrieve it. Now put that fellow behind the wheel of anything with a trailer behind it and I'd be positive of a crash. I did not see any signs of tofu sandwiches but it smelled a bit like they could have been smoking it instead.