OK, I know this is silly, but I couldn't resist (I thought it was kinda cute). We all need a little laugh each day.
Blonde Prize Winner
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a
"peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it
off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've
won a Motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is
a free lunch".
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home!
I've won a motor home!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry,
but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor
home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor
home!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE
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