TOOLS ( joke ).

[canny_banjo_man]

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy....pleeeeeeease let me take the Au-Pair apart..
Honey Au-Pair's DO NOT come apart...
Oh mummy, they do, get me screwdriver pleeeease....
You can NOT take the Au-Pair apart, now that's the end of it...
Oh yes you can Mummy...I heard DADDY telling the Man next door, that when you go to work...He's going to screw the A** off of ours.....
...Chris.....

[53flyingcloud]

Chris...
Question.... "Au-Pair", derives it's meaning from?
1. A pair of legs?

[canny_banjo_man]

Hi Vern...
If she turned out to be a real old GOAT...guess she qualifies for the NANNY award...
...Chris.....