The NEW Rules...

[zduke4x]

As the lawyer said in the movie"Mystery Alaska"....

"I'm sorry judge I'm FAT!"

Gotta go I'm really hongry!...jem

[norbert]

stastically the average longevity for the female spouse is seven years or more after they get rid of the old fart.....

norby

[Edie]

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

This doesn't work at our house. My better half heads off to "check the forum" during commercials.

[thenewkid64]

That is the reason that you are referred to as a Roman Widow vs. a football widow.

[tnsue]

Well norby,

Where does that leave me?

The ole fart got rid of me.........does that mean I have 7 years less to live. If so, I had better learn how to back this AS and get the heck out of here so I can stay ahead of those "lost 7 years, or whatever".

TNSue

[norbert]

maybe i should be a little more clear....i was referring to seniior citizens and longevity after the old fart croaks....IMHO...you have a ways to go.....
norby