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Old 02-20-2014, 12:02 PM   #771
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I, as you can obviously tell from how smart I am, am left handed. I eat with my fork in my left hand unless I am also using a knife. In that case I use my right hand for the fork. My fork stays in the right hand until I no longer have need for the knife. I tend to eat things that need to be cut by cutting a piece then eating it. I have observed people that cut the object needing cutting entirely then eat it. If I remember correctly, that's mostly little old ladies.

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Old 02-20-2014, 12:11 PM   #772
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And in Texas, where high-fallutin' etiquette is something New Yorkers do, the usual method is to grab that hunk of meat in both hands, and tear off a chunk with your teeth. Knives are for picking scraps of meat out of your teeth afterwards!
That settles it. I am moving to Texas.
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Old 02-20-2014, 12:25 PM   #773
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That settles it. I am moving to Texas.
Skiiers from flatland Texas flock to New Mexico. All I have to say is if God meant for Texans to ski he would have made bullsh*t white.
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In case there was any doubt, I, like Ken, am very smart and left handed. Some right handed people may think they are smart, but they really don't have the capability to know about smartness. And, I always use my left hand for the fork and my almost equally strong (which means extremely strong) right hand for the knife. I can eat right handed if I choose, but don't like picking the food out of my nose. If you had seen my handwriting, you'd know I can't write with either hand, but I blame righties for their backwards writing system.

Since 1989, 3 of the 4 presidents have been left handed. Think of who was the dumb president and you'll know who was right handed.

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Old 02-20-2014, 02:42 PM   #775
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What the hell is a knife and fork? HANDS!! , no tools.
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Old 02-20-2014, 05:37 PM   #776
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My wife is left handed

She is significantly smarter than I am.

I rest her case.

You're welcome.
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This is not going to be much of an argument if the righties are going to roll over and play dead.



I think this guy is right handed.



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I came for an argument.


No you didn't!


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Well played, Ken. Are you a leftie?
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Old 02-20-2014, 07:22 PM   #781
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Well played, Ken. Are you a leftie?
Despite that fact that my dad considered it a correctable birth defect, Yes.

Now that I think of it, it is ironic. My dad's father was left handed, Perhaps he thought my dad's righthandedness was a birth defect.
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By the way " righthandedness" did not get accepted by the spell checker. I am taking that to mean that it is original and am hereby copyrighting it.

I will sell the rights to it and become rich beyond my wildest dreams. (those can be pretty wild)
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By the way " righthandedness" did not get accepted by the spell checker. I am taking that to mean that it is original and am hereby copyrighting it.
No you're not.
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By the way " righthandedness" did not get accepted by the spell checker. I am taking that to mean that it is original and am hereby copyrighting it.
Then you be willing to pay me enormous amounts of money to buy righthandedness.com.

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Then you be willing to pay me enormous amounts of money to buy righthandedness.com.

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No,

I already have righthandedness_sucks.org

My web site's motto is:

"I was once left behind,
So please kiss me right behind" (my ear, of course)

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