the 12 days of christmas....airstream style

[2airishuman]

well no holiday airstream style,

would be complete without the offical bird......

so here's my offering for day 2.....

on the 2nd day of christmas my dealer sent to meeeeee

yes that's '2'

[overlander63]

On the 12th day of Christmas, my dealer sold to me:
12 feet of weatherstrip
11 clearance lights
10 foot fresh water hose
9 gaucho cushions
8 curtain hooks
7 window latches
6 awning tie-downs
5 Corning windows!!!
4 Goodyear tires
3 reading lamps
2 propane tanks
And the title to my new Airstream!...
Thank you, thank you...
Elvis has left the building. Thank you, and good night!

[2airishuman]

on the third day of festivus, my dealer sent to me..........

(what every airstream owner secretly wants, even if not a member of wbcci)



common now, let have some others chime in!!

cheers
2air'

[2airishuman]

Originally Posted by 2airishuman

happy holidays to all
i was considering this popular holiday song and how it might go if customized for our hobby here.
i've cooked up words for most of the 12 days but i'd like to encourage others here to write a few verses.
please submit words or images for whichever day ya like....we can put them all together in a song with all 12 day edits later.
ok, i'll start............

on the first day of christmas my dealer gave to me....... an airstream in a pear tree...
disclaimer:
i fully realize some will want to debate whether it's 12 days before or after, any secret messages contained in the original verses, affiliations to a particular church and so on......well you are certainly free to post those opinions/thoughts, but please put them in the wbcci name change thread. this thread is meant ONLY for humor and holiday spirit. also feel free to substitute "festivus" for xmas, it works great!

ok folks we had some fun with this thread last year...

perhaps some new creative song writers will appear this year...

or ya just might want to sing the complied version, or terrys they are both fine songs...

so how about some new lyrics and verses for

the 12 days of xmas airstream style...

'the title to an airstream' was a pretty good first verse...

cheers
2air'

[ArtStream]

On the 2nd day of christmas my dealer gave to me
2 fuse ah smoking?

[overlander63]

3 Zip-Dee chairs
2 Torsion axles
and the title to a new Airstream.

[doorgunner]

festuvus?? why did you have to bring Kramer into this thing?? Spongeworthy Tim

[beckybillrae]

On the fourth day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me:

4 Grades of Nuvite
3 dozen sweatshirts
2 arms a aching
And the title to a vintage Airstream

[2airishuman]

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive mis-matched keeeeeeeeeeys.....
4 wheels alcoa
3 tanks a holding
2 pink flamingos and ...
a ticket to a rally!

cheers
2air'

[mistral blue]

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
12 drum brakes humming
11 Pipe frames playing
10 Clouds a-flying
9 Pink flamingoes
8 Mohos moving
7 Sovereigns sailing
6 Coors a-cooling
5 fiiiixed dings!
4 calling cards
3 Tradewinds
2 rivet guns
And a 'Gosy cruising trouble free!

[ROBERTSUNRUS]

12 feet of sewer hose
11 volts in my batteries
10 day trip pass *
9 interior lights
8 pounds of propane
7 overhead storage cabinets *
6 lug nuts per wheel *
5 gallons of fresh water
4 aluminum wheels *
3 free accessories *
2 free matching hats and jackets *
1 certificate of origin *

* designates true statement, others fictitious.

Bob

[dieterdog]

....... and this streamins really got me,,,, donna

[janetb]

Ohmigod. Yet another reason to plug into this forum! Talent, humor and a great way to tune out all that annoying reality input. How could you not smile at that exceptionally perverse countdown? Thank you thank you. Now I can put up the tree with a new attitude.

[FreshAir]

I got both of my hearing aids turned off and I still can hear you guys......are you THAT good?
Neil.