Originally Posted by codybear
Here's one for the books:
If you're pregnant, don't go to the zoo to see the monkeys
This is just crying out for a one-liner but I can't think of one!
I have a funny story about pregnancy and superstitions. The couple next door to us are from Hong Kong, and she got pregnant with her first just a few months before I did. When we were still trying to conceive, I asked her for any secret Chinese tricks to get pregnant, and I was seriously expecting a magic potion of some kind.
She said: "We used an ovulation kit from Walgreen's!"