With Christmas season packages gettin delivered all over the place have you gals been seein all these UPS guys runnin around in their tight brown shorts? It's got me a little rosy in the cheeks. I'd like to buy one of them uniforms for Mr. Hut for a Christmas present, it might get another spark from the old coot. Where can I find em?
I know you don't want the serious answer, but UPS considers their uniforms proprietary, and will go to great lengths to keep them out of the public's hands.
If you really want a UPS guy's uniform, you can send a package to yourself, and tackle the guy when he delivers it...
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With Christmas season packages gettin delivered all over the place have you gals been seein all these UPS guys runnin around in their tight brown shorts? It's got me a little rosy in the cheeks. I'd like to buy one of them uniforms for Mr. Hut for a Christmas present, it might get another spark from the old coot. Where can I find em?
I'll tell ya where you won't find em and that's on me!
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Trust me Mrs. TH - it isn't the brown uniform that makes them look so good. It's the glow from packages with stuff for the Airstream that makes you "think" they are great looking. As soon as that reflected glow is off their faces they just look like a joe-stock normal delivery guy
Merry Christmas
Barry
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As a former wearer of the Brown as a seasonal employee, we were told that not returning the Brown at the end of our term would be reason to be visited by ups security for pick up and withhold checks.. They are very careful with all the new security measures that the uniforms are not used for the wrong reason.
Now, Mrs. Tin Huts idea probably does not fall under that catagory. But I never understood why a woman would feel uncomfortable wearing somewhat suggestive apparel until I had to wear that uniform! I felt like one of the many Omaha steaks I delivered. Then again maybe it was the parcel itself that caused the excitment. Everyone loves the Brown.
Gary
About 20 years ago, when I was living in a Philly rowhouse apartment & working nights, the UPS guy usually hit my block before 10 a.m.
Since I slept poorly to begin with & usually had to be drugged into oblivion, I hated being awoken & offered to sneak the regular guy a key to the foyer so he could just drop off packages, but he was uncomfortable doing that.
Until the morning that I was so VERY groggy that I stumbled down the stairs, mostly still asleep & wearing only a T-shirt that wasn't all that long.
"Mrs. Walla!" he gasped.
While it's never a good idea to flash the delivery men (gee, I wonder where people get the idea that housewives come onto them?), the upside is that he was comfortable accepting a key after that.
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Funny that you should bring this up. Maria and I just watched Legally Blond on the tube a couple of days ago. Pretty well-done segment in the film about the UPS man!
Lynn
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