1.if a black cow is made with root beer, would coke be a brown cow?
2.do french people live in french lick, in.? what do they do?
3.why do j-hawkers and hoosiers detest each other?
4. why does the price of a gallon of fuel always end in .9 of a cent? does anyone have change for a penny?
5. are buckeyes as big as a bucks eye?
6. if there are morons, are there moroffs?
7.if i owned two houses and bought another, would that make it a tree house?
to be continued...
Illegitimous noncarborundum(dont let the bastards wear you down)
The only true nobility is found through giving good food to your friends- Anton Careme
beauty is in the eye of the beerholder-cosmo fishhawk
if something is too good to be true, its usually gone before i get there-mister boffo