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Old 04-20-2008, 10:16 PM   #1
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email i received today:
A Texas Dept. of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher.He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation."

The old rancher said "Okay,but dont go in that field over there."

The Water Rep.said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.

Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep. running for the fence and close behind was the ranchers bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep. with every step.

The Rep. was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out........

"YOUR CARD! SHOW HIM YOUR CARD!"
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