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Jim Clark · 11-16-2006, 08:15 PM

This is actually my five 501st post. I want everyone to know how my life has improved after making my 500th post. Immediately after I hit the enter key on the 500th post the 3 wise men appeared on the side of my trailer, they were Wally Byam, Andy from Inland, and some dude with a 30 ‘ slide. They told me I will never have to ask another question on the forum, that I will never have a problem backing my trailer into a site, and my black tank will stay empty and my freshwater tank full. My wife rushed into the room and told me I was the sexist man alive. My son’s GPA went to 4.0 and the dog is now housebroken. I was promoted at work and the roof stopped leaking. My bald spot has filled in and I do not have to wear glasses anymore. I encourage everyone to keep posting until you reach this milestone. Others who have reached this milestone have kept the benefits a secret. The door bell just rang I have to go it is Publisher’s Clearing House.

Jim

85MH325 · 11-16-2006, 08:17 PM

Ah... Grasshopper... you now have the key to enlightenment...

Roger

markdoane · 11-16-2006, 08:33 PM

Wait until you hit 1000 and get the secret gold rivet. George Clooney will be coming to you for relationship advice, and Donald Trump will be calling you for investment tips.

RichardT · 11-16-2006, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Clark

and my black tank will stay empty and my freshwater tank full.
Jim

Carefull it may be that your blackwater is finding its way into your fresh water!

overlander63 · 11-16-2006, 08:40 PM

Sounds similar to what happens when you play country music backwards...Your truck starts running, your dog comes back, you get married...

thecatsandi · 11-16-2006, 10:19 PM

Wonderful sense of Humor. Too bad you are marrried.

**moosetags** · 11-16-2006, 10:29 PM

I had better get movin', I'm gettin close. I can't wait for all the prizes and benefits.

**azflycaster** · 11-16-2006, 10:31 PM

The bald thing and glasses does not work for everyome.

CaddyGrn · 11-16-2006, 10:33 PM

All I can say, it is truly Nirvana!

Mrs. NorCal Bambi (traveling in S Tardis)

streamer23 · 11-17-2006, 06:00 AM

Congrats Jim on your 501st post.Great sense of humour.Thanks for your help in the past.By the way,will you say Hi to Wally for me?

A-Merry-Can · 11-17-2006, 06:04 AM

when i hit 1000, will someone finish polishing my trailer?

jp

Chaplain Kent · 11-17-2006, 06:07 AM

Congratulations on your 500th post. Wonderful news about the dog.

Jim Clark · 11-17-2006, 07:39 AM

It has be fun to read everyone’s comments.

RichardT I think the black water tank post will haunt me for a while.

Jim

TomW · 12-21-2006, 12:58 PM

Congratulations Rivet Master

I too enjoyed my collective visits from Wally, Andy & Dickey at that initial high-water mark. Everything else you mentioned is routine at our house.

Wally told me to see more of the world, Andy advised me to balance my running gear & thanked me for keeping his business in the black, and Dickey said, "Dude! The '67 Overlander was the best Airstream ever made. I can't top what you already have!"

Okay, so maybe I paraphrased Mr. Riegel a bit...

I am about to hit <return> for post number 1600. I wonder what will happen?

Tom

juel · 12-21-2006, 01:26 PM

You've hit 1,600 post, you are now a NORMAL person.

markdoane · 12-21-2006, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by markdoane

Wait until you hit 1000 and get the secret gold rivet. .

Tom,

Congratulations on your milestone. Sorry you won't be getting a gold rivet though. You can only buy those for $20.

A-Merry-Can · 12-21-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by markdoane

You can only buy those for $20.

for everything else, there's mastercard...

jp

bobchevy89 · 12-21-2006, 05:51 PM

And then you woke up. all hair fell out kid got a 1.01 gpa. roof collapsed,wife and dog left home.backed tt in a big tree. black tank overflowed,fresh water tank sprung HUGE leak. and then got fired at work ,tires on tt fell off.Doc told you were going blind. seeing eye dog bite you real good.AHHHH what a wonderful way to start the day..

Bob

overlander63 · 12-21-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bobchevy89

And then you woke up. all hair fell out kid got a 1.01 gpa. roof collapsed,wife and dog left home.backed tt in a big tree. black tank overflowed,fresh water tank sprung HUGE leak. and then got fired at work ,tires on tt fell off.Doc told you were going blind. seeing eye dog bite you real good.AHHHH what a wonderful way to start the day..

Bob

Only 381 more posts, and all those trends will be reversed. Keep posting, you too will soon reach rivet masterdom.