Hey folks, none of us are thinking right this long weekend.
The VERY BEST
shade tree, is a money tree,
well almost perfect.
Everything it drops, is very welcomed.
Makes a person pray for daily wind gusts, so they can scoop up the money the tree drops.
Gotta be very careful though when you fertilize the tree. Not enough and you get dollar bills, and too much and you get the out of circulation thousand dollar bills.
When you get it just right, you get hundred dollars bills, with a few 20's tossed in for good measure.
You know, new growth.
Rumor in California, is that Home Depot is adding that tree to their landscaping essentials.
Problem is that they are trying to figure out a way to restrict the purchases to Airstream owners only.
Home Depot says that they will start selling it as soon as California passes it's already 60 day late budget. Hmmm.
Sounds political to me.