One angry Trucker
One Angry Trucker
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when
she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she
did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his
pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the
circle and not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said,
"Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this..."
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her
car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. This
makes him even angrier.
He gets his knife back out and slashes all of her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He
turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver yelled to the blonde.
She replied, "If you promise not to hurt me I will tell."
The truck driver nodded and the blonde giggled, then she said, "When you
weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times!"
WBCCI 5292 AIR 807
New England Unit