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Old 05-01-2016, 08:16 PM   #29
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Atoms are not the "building blocks" that most of us were taught, but are 99.9% comprised of nothing at all.

The universe is a construct.


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Old 05-01-2016, 09:01 PM   #30
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Atoms are not the "building blocks" that most of us were taught, but are 99.9% comprised of nothing at all.

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Remember the basic building blocks of the universe, atomic particles.
Among the basics are protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.
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Old 05-01-2016, 09:09 PM   #31
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Remember the basic building blocks of the universe, atomic particles.
Among the basics are protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.
It's always safer to assume that morons are radioactive until proven otherwise.
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It's always safer to assume that morons are radioactive until proven otherwise.
Very true; "Never argue with a fool, as from a distance, no one can tell whose's the fool."

But we aren't taking a political path here are we? If you play with radioactivity, you will be Bernned, followed by a bumpy wild Cruz to the hospital, leaving you Karsick, only to find the triage nurse in a Euchre game holding Trump and the doctors laughing with Hilarity at her jokes.

Politics and Airstream humorists should never meet as they would be torn assunder by our rapier wit and nonsensical Monty Python like humour.

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Old 05-01-2016, 09:40 PM   #33
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It's always safer to assume that morons are radioactive until proven otherwise.

Hey, I might be radioactive, but I know my IQ....


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Old 05-01-2016, 09:55 PM   #34
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No, I heard its."Never argue with a fool, they drag you down to their level, and then they beat you with experience."


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This thread reminds me of Cliff Clavin's Buffalo Theory, which is demonstrably true:
Well ya see, Norm, itís like thisÖ A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thatís why you always feel smarter after a few beers.Ē
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Well ya see, Norm, itís like thisÖ A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. Thatís why you always feel smarter after a few beers.Ē
EUREKA! He's got it! The meaning of life! I always feel smarter after imbibing.

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Hey, I might be radioactive, but I know my IQ....
I know mine as well, and it gets easier and easier to remember. As I get older, it gradually drops, so I don't have to count as high.
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The Theory of Finite Intelligence suggests there is a fixed quantity of intelligence on Earth, from which all humans draw from. The more people, the less intelligence per capita.

This theory explains a great deal.
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Or the magma melts off the excess mass at some other point on the globe to balance things out.
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"The Theory of Finite Intelligence suggests there is a fixed quantity of intelligence on Earth, from which all humans draw from. The more people, the less intelligence per capita.

This theory explains a great deal."

I contend that 1% of the world population has gobbled up 90% of the available intelligence and the the remaining 10% of intelligence is distributed among 99% of the population.
Thus what we REALLY need is redistribution of intelligence
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The Theory of Finite Intelligence has been debunked. Scientists now believe that intelligence is only limited by the quantity of non-intelligence. Furthermore, the two quantities must be in balance.
Explains the current state of political discourse in the US.
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I'd heard of the Theory of Finite Happiness before, but not the Theory of Finite Intelligence. The Theory of Finite Happiness is empirically proven by the mere existence of the "good old days." People were happier in the good old days because there were fewer people in the world to share the limited amount of happiness.
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