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Old 01-29-2004, 08:31 AM   #1
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Newbie joke (sorry about that)

A Newbie was driving home after a very successful and fun first-time rally and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.

So the next day he drove his Airstream MH, which was covered with dents, to a repair shop. After noticing the temporary license plate, the shop owner decided to have some fun. So he told the concerned camper to go home and slam the door shut really hard, and all the dents would pop out. After all, Airstreams are solidly built.

So, the Newbie went home, grabbed the door handle and forcefully slammed the door shut. Nothing happened. So he tried once more and still nothing happened.

"What are you doing?" asked his wife after hearing the commotion.

So he told her how the repairman had instructed him to slam the door shut in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Rolling her eyes in disbelief she said, "Uh, like hello! You need to close the windows first."
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Old 01-29-2004, 09:54 AM   #2
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Old 01-29-2004, 12:29 PM   #3
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Well, did it work when he closed the windows??? Or do you need to close the vents ,too?
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Old 02-04-2004, 12:13 PM   #4
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Another gag.

Hi All...
Reminds me when I first started Driving..bk in '70, HANDS UP who remembers the '70s...lol.....
I owned a Austin Cambridge- A60 estate...a '66 model...on my first lesson in it, with my Friend's Dad...( who WAS a driving INSTRUCTOR )...my door flew open..." What are you doing "....he shouted... "Are you LETTING the CLUTCH-OUT...or what..."...I was so comical in those days, I replied..." NO...I thought I had STOPPED & abt 2 get out...as EVERYTHING on wheels has OVERTAKEN me, as You're making me drive SO SLOWLY..." Hence NO MORE freeby lessons from him...Chris.....
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Old 02-05-2004, 11:55 AM   #6
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Fanx...

Hi S/Twinkie....
How U do'in 2-day...Yellow brick road...is that what caused the dents in the first place...lol, I thought that Tech: only worked on V W beetles...I used 2 drive my mates around, the 6-volt light jobby...headlights like pumpkins...brakes like soggy pears...steering like throwing a frisby...& more power in a vaccumm cleaner...LOL...But sure WAS fun...( when we did'nt have 2 push it 2 start it...or 2 the Gas station ) ...Sigh, the JOYS of motoring...Give me a KIPPER anyday...Chris.....
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Old 02-05-2004, 08:47 PM   #7
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Reminds me when I first started Driving..bk in '70, HANDS UP who remembers the '70s...lol.....
...Chris.....
Chris, if you can remember the '70's, you weren't there...
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Old 02-06-2004, 11:25 AM   #8
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Hey MAN COOOOOL.....

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Yep & the '60's too...SCAREY aint it...LOL, U could say I WAS'NT there MAN if U kn what I mean MAN...hey cool hippy & all that stuff...WOW...Bring it all BACK...Do U recall that time Terry...Here is another "Quickie".......
Yesterday I was SHOPPING with My youngest D/D...in the clothes section....at the accesories stand, there were HAIR extensions...so I said 2 Lisa, I can remember when MY hair was that long..., " Was that when NOAH was a lad " she said,..... a young Lass of abt 14 heard us, & her Guardian too...who smiled & said...Oh YES those WERE the days...if only we could turn bk the clock, & show 2days Kids how WE done it ALL in those days...LOL...sigh...& SIGH agn... Would I do it all agn...Mmmm...I think so...YES I WOULD...Chris.....
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Yep & the '60's too...SCAREY aint it...LOL, U could say I WAS'NT there MAN if U kn what I mean MAN...hey cool hippy & all that stuff...WOW...Bring it all BACK...Do U recall that time Terry...Here is another "Quickie".......
Yesterday I was SHOPPING with My youngest D/D...in the clothes section....at the accesories stand, there were HAIR extensions...so I said 2 Lisa, I can remember when MY hair was that long..., " Was that when NOAH was a lad " she said,..... a young Lass of abt 14 heard us, & her Guardian too...who smiled & said...Oh YES those WERE the days...if only we could turn bk the clock, & show 2days Kids how WE done it ALL in those days...LOL...sigh...& SIGH agn... Would I do it all agn...Mmmm...I think so...YES I WOULD...Chris.....
Chris, I have no recollection of the '60's or the '70's....

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Terry-'60s...

Oh Terry...
Blame yr Parents...LOL...I think a lot of people out there still actualy wish we WERE still in the swinging 60's...I kinda do too...but it IS nice 2 move on...but nice 2 remember bk 2....
Another thing is the Classic Vehicles & A/S's too....they r STILL out there, U see them almost every day...whilst over here...we don't see much of the olden-days...it's a cryin shame realy....that's one of the reasons we ALL hop the Pond 4 our Vacations, instead of Europe...which is jus down the road, as we say....Yr Wonderful Land has so much 2 offer us...We NEVER come bk 2 the UK with bad feelings...U Guy's ALWAYS look after us, "" THANX GUYS ""...Chris.....
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