Life and death of a thread

[PKI]

The shipment of Juicy Fruit was recently curtailed due to the import duty on the aluminum foil used for packaging. It's going to be necessary to settle for alternate packaging or shift to a higher efficiency product so it lasts longer between changes. There is even some discussion about moving to bubblegum. The RV trading cards are a bit racy, but adults can consider that kind of risk as long as no Canadian travel is planned. Pat

[PKI]

Update - have found from research that bubblegum requires close monitoring of cold pressure to insure blow outs are controlled. Reference beard cleaning scenes in "Miracle on 34th St". So, researching a BGTMPS suitable for a strict retirement budget. So far the results are limited. May have to give up on BG and look closer at low cal cookies as an option for jaw use on long drives. Pat

[J. Morgan]

Can anyone tell me why it’s not smart to spit bubblegum into a piece of toilet paper while sitting on the throne?

[PKI]

J Morgan - it's starting to sound like you are trying to change the subject to head dump issues. Such a thread hyjack is not acceptable and could get this thread closed. Shape up and stay focused on the BGTMPS question. The MO34thST beard scene did not address the hair you are trying to enter into the discussion. PLEASE at least attack Canada or recommend a BGTMPS brand of choice or post any other of the steps required to move along the thread toward a blue beret hat award. Pat

Edit - Any recommendation on low cal cookies?

[Mattirs]

Originally Posted by PKI

J Morgan - it's starting to sound like you are trying to change the subject to head dump issues. Such a thread hyjack is not acceptable and could get this thread closed. Shape up and stay focused on the BGTMPS question. The MO34thST beard scene did not address the hair you are trying to enter into the discussion. PLEASE at least attack Canada or recommend a BGTMPS brand of choice or post any other of the steps required to move along the thread toward a blue beret hat award. Pat

Edit - Any recommendation on low cal cookies?

Chinese Cookies

[AlinCal]

Fortune cookies?

[PKI]

A fortune here, a fortune there and soon it's a real investment. A foreign sourced cookie should get us past another step if we find a reference.

Fortune cookies are very accurate see following link - https://whatho.in/2013/02/24/ask-dr-...rtune-cookies/

That should do it, but it looks like we left JM hanging. Does anyone have an answer to his question that keeps us on task? Pat

[Mattirs]

Originally Posted by PKI

That should do it, but it looks like we left JM hanging. Does anyone have an answer to his question that keeps us on task? Pat

I thought the answer was obvious.

[PKI]

Originally Posted by Mattirs

I thought the answer was obvious.

Must be as he has not been back. That should get us past the OP has not been seen for at least five minutes step.

Now, about these cookies. Can we order them on line and beat the tariff increase or were these exempt under the East Coast, West Coast, Mid South, Outside North conference discussion?

PS, my last cookie message was "you will have many new adventures this year."

[rmkrum]

When I got the one that read, "May you live in interesting times**," I quit reading the darn things.

Besides, they were invented in San Francisco, not anywhere in China...

This happens to be one of the more devastating Chinese Culture and language-related curses, by the way.

I'm married to a Native subject matter expert...

[AlinCal]

China town is in San Francisco.
thought that was obvious.
can we stay on topic for a couple posts?

[PKI]

Originally Posted by rmkrum

-- snip --Besides, they were invented in San Francisco, not anywhere in China... -- snip --

Hold it, the turn was away from Chinese cookies to fortune cookies. We sidestepped the subject you are trying to interject. Keep up or keep out.

That should cover the insult of a prior post. Next! Pat