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Old 07-27-2002, 02:22 PM   #1
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Kenny, the city boy

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya goanna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of a big corporation.

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Old 07-28-2002, 09:28 AM   #2
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Cool Dead Donkey

Love it!!! Id' like you to raffel off a certain bridge in Brooklyn.

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Old 07-28-2002, 11:45 AM   #3
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There's a guy who think's on his feet.

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Old 08-05-2002, 08:47 AM   #4
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Angry Cross Over...

Hi there Niftypkg...
....Abt this bridge....wanna get it OFF ur chest, ??...What's a matter with it...I'd love 2 kn....Thank's...
Have a GREAT day 2day...Chris.....
It's NICE 2B Important...but it's more Important 2B NICE...Chris.....
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