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Old 03-04-2006, 08:12 AM   #1
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God versus Computor...

First came God, then Man, Man made the Computor... The day finaly came when the Big computor Man was spent, so He took His ride up2 Heaven, where at the pearly gates He was greeted by St. Peter & it went something like this....
St. Peter... Welcome Sir.
Computor Guy... Thank You.
St.Pete. Wot U done in Your life that makes You think You can pass through MY Heavenly gates ?.
C/Guy... I made COMPUTORS, & opened up a whole new world 4 everyone.
S/Pete. Fine,ok... U get the chance 2 come in here or go 2 Hell.
C/Guy. What's it like in here, this place called Heaven ?.
S/Pete. It's full of Beautiful Angels playin Harps !.
C/Guy. Mmm ok, What's Hell like ?.
St. Peter hesitates & sighs...it's PARADISE...realy, truely paradise...sigh !.
C/Guy. Well I'll go there then, 2 Hell, sounds a realy nice.
S/Pete. Well off U pop now, have a safe trip... BYE !!!
WWW HHH OOO SSS HHH.......... GONE...
A few days later, St. Peter decides He would pop 2 Hell, just 4a look, outta curiosity...besides, the C/Guy 4got 2 sign the visitors book...
Goodness Me Screams St.Peter, at seeing the Computor Guy chained next 2 a huge roarin furnace... guarded by demons...What did U do ???... Nothing replies the C/Guy, this is what I found when I got here, What happened ?... St.Peter thinks 4a moment then says Oh Chit ! Sorry... I must have clicked on2 the SCREEN SAVER... Never been any good with COMPUTORS...Chris.....
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Smile Good joke!

Stateside they substituted "Bill Gates" for c/guy. It would go really good with Monty Python's Holy Grail Ale...from Masham's black sheep brewry ...
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Hi there Steph... Yr so right, I jus did'nt want 2 name names...LOL... As 4 the monty Python...well, what can I say abt it, except it's a Classic... I could sit & watch it all day, if I had the time...LOL...Chris.....
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