Flower Show Dare - Joke
Two old women were sitting on a park bench outside the
local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One
eaned over to the other and said, "Cripes, life is so boring,
we never have any fun these days. For $2.00, I'd take my
clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
"You're on!", said the other old woman, holding up $2.00.
As fast as she could, the first old woman fumbled her
way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked
through the front door of the town hall.
Waiting outside, her friend heard a large commotion
inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked old woman burst out through the door
surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"How'd it go?", asked her friend.
"Great!", she said, "I won first prize as a dried
WBCCI 5292 AIR 807
New England Unit