Dear Santa 2005

**Janet** · 12-05-2005, 09:28 PM

Dear Santa,

I'm sorry that an entire year has passed since my last letter to you, but I have been very, very busy.

Santa, I have been thinking about how hard you and the elves work and so I only have one thing on my Christmas list this year....I would like a new tow vehicle. Now, I know that this might be a little to bulky to fit in the sleigh and even harder to fit down the chimney so I thought that a gift certificate might be practical. The reindeer will surely appreciate the paper alternative - it won't weigh down the sleigh as much.

I have narrowed down my choices to 2 vehicles, a Mercedes Van or a cute little Nissan Pathfinder and I guess that it would be OK for you to choose for me. I know that you will make a great decision. Any color is OK - just not to dark please - the sun gets really hot where I live.

Santa, I have been very, very good this year and so I hope you can find time to work on my gift. I have been towing with a little tiny ford explorer with a stick shift and V-6. Have you ever had an under-powered sleigh? If so then you know what I'm talking about. My Airstream friends all tell me that I need to upgrade and I guess they're probably right.

Say hi to the Missus and give the reindeer some extra rations. I hope you all have a joyous season and a well deserved rest after the holidays.

Love and kisses,

Tinsel Loaf · 12-05-2005, 09:46 PM

Santa
Thanks for the PJ's with the Airstreams on em for da boaf of us. They be very comfortable. We like the lights and pink flamingos too.
Have you tried Pilates?
Our best to Mis Clause.

tin sista · 12-06-2005, 06:28 AM

"...the deed, to a platinum mine, Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight..." Eartha's version was so awesome!

driftwood · 12-06-2005, 06:35 AM

ooops!

till · 12-06-2005, 06:46 AM

Santa,
All I need is some time......

Thank you,
Little Teddy

Happycampers · 12-06-2005, 07:28 AM

Santa, Thank you again for another year of good health for family and friends. We especially thank you for the safe arrival of our first grandchild, a boy, Liam , and what a joy he is. Thank you for the retirement for me and we are here in Tampa and not north freezing, no offense to you but we like snow for Christmas and then it can leave. We will be home for Christmas in Ontario and the only thing I ask for is, safe arrival for us there and having family and friends together for the Holidays.. Safe journey Santa.. Love Annie

eubank · 12-06-2005, 05:05 PM

Dear Santa, my wife and I would LOVE to have a vacation! Someplace warm, please!

Lynn

**CanoeStream** · 12-06-2005, 06:50 PM

Just how much can we ask for if we bail you on the following problem???? Puh-leeze! Puh-leeze!!! Just a piddling 3 more miles per gallon????

igor · 12-07-2005, 09:57 PM

Janet

You do indeed have too much time on your hands

I am anxious to meed all of the PNW list folks. Have a safe and happy holiday.

Les

**azflycaster** · 12-09-2005, 09:58 AM

Dear Santa,
I want the same thing as Gracie Lou Freebush, "World Peace". I also want one of these:

**Stefrobrts** · 12-09-2005, 12:47 PM

Dear Santa,

Thanks so much for the early Christmas present and bringing DSL out to our neck of the woods. They say it was the phone company who ran the new lines, but I know it was you. Thanks for making the early run out here to bring it to us - now I can look at all the pictures on the internet (but I promise I'll only look at the nice ones, and not the naughty ones)

**john hd** · 12-10-2005, 04:35 AM

santa

i've been mostly nice.

do you think you can stuff one of these down the stove pipe?

john

**CanoeStream** · 12-10-2005, 07:21 AM

Yes, John, there will always be a Santa Claus. Just send three-fifty to the PO Box in my profile and I'll ship you the guarded Cosmolene formula ....

Looks like your dreaming is in synch with your awake life!

canny_banjo_man · 12-10-2005, 10:34 AM

Hi Janet... U KNOW SANTA has His lttl Elves watchin over us ALL, so I DO realy hope U HAVE bn as BUSY as U say U have...LOL... I Met Father Christmas on Tuesday, He was in Beltz Mall, We were lookin at some cute Animal toys that were breathin...LOL, He crept up behind ME & poked Me, I jumped so high I almost **** Myself, everyone laughed, I said Ho ho ho 2 Him, He asked Me wot I wanted 4 Christmas, I asked Him 4a EASTER EGG, 'cos I NVR got the Cycle I asked 4 bk in 1963... mind U, bein a lttl Dyslexic dont help, wen I thought I BN worshipin Him all these years turns out it was SATAN...SIGH...so did'nt bother askin 4 anything after '63...' cos I kinda lost faith in him, not 2 worry...LOL, I always get NUTS, SOCKS, Smellies & things that I'm SURE Will B of use 2Me... ONE DAY... LOL...Chris.....