Two ads in the classifieds with identical scam responses, both hilarious and so obvious:
"First of all, let me Introduce myself to you am Maj Lionel Williams
from Royal Canadian Navy Marine an Orthopaedic surgeon working as an
emergency doctor in the military, but working with the United Nations
security here in Syria for peace-building and conflict resolution, and
am 59 years old from Vancouver British Columbia Canada, please can i
get to know you more?
Meanwhile, I would like to apply through this medium for your
co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint
business with you in your country. If you can handle long time
business investment jointly with me in your country.I honorably intend
to invest in your country into a very lucrative business venture of
which you are to advise and execute the said venture over there for
the mutual benefits of both of us. My Email:
majlionelwilliams@doctor.com.Also add my facebook account to know more
about me because all I need is trust first. facebook account: : Lionel
Williams:
Yours Faithfully,*
Williams
Name: Lionel Willi
E-mail:
majlionelwilliams@doctor.com"