Burma Shave signs

[2airishuman]

the trailer brakes worked

the lights did not.

the safari rear ended

right at this spot.

burma shave

cheers
2air'

[Auretrvr]

What a fun thread! Before we moved to Iowa, there were many summer drives from LA and MO to check on the farm. As a kid, I just didn't get the beauty of vast seas of corn and oats. Burma Shave signs made the journey much more fun. Ahhh, nostalgia!

[2airishuman]

stubble

isn't cool

on your face

or trailer.

the solution

my friend?

a nice sharp

blade,

and a

rivet shaver!

burma shave

cheers
2air'

[2airishuman]

keep the shiny

side up

and the wheels

on the road.

don't drink

when you drive

that's the wrong

sort of load.

burma shave

cheers
2air'

[2airishuman]

there's a club

to join

if you pass

up ahead.

just write

your check

to the quick

and the dead.

burma shave

cheers
2air'

[2airishuman]

the airstream

was long

and towed

with a truck.

so give a

wide birth

don't follow

too close, or

press to pass

and press

your luck.

cheers
2air'

[BIGED52]

Saw a silver trailer miles up ahead...
Sped up just to catch it...
Found a milk truck instead!
Burma Shave

[silverhawk]

I wish I could say that this was true.

It took forever

to polish my rig

now that it's done

I'm dancing a jig.

Rivet Shave

And another one along the same lines.


Now that the trailer

is nice and shiney

I need a beer

and a seat for my hiney.

Rivet Shave

[2airishuman]

inspired by another thread...

http://www.airforums.com/forum...25-post14.html

while in his chair

the rivet bucked

and what it grabbed

was just bad luck

this hurt much more

than any tack

so now he's lying

on his back

burma shave...

cheers
2air

[Airhog1]

DON'T STICK
YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MIGHT GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR

Burma Shave

G

[Airhog1]

SHE KISSED
THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE


G

[azflycaster]

Arizona uses these type of signs to warn motorists of elk. One set goes like this:
I saw an Elk
Oh what a thrill
until I smashed it
on my grill

[Airhog1]

I saw and Elk
Just around the bend
Can't see my hood ornament
For the Elk's rear end!

Rivet Shave

[airstreamers]

i love this one:

JUST THIS ONCE
AND JUST FOR FUN
WE'LL LET YOU
FINISH
WHAT WE'VE BEGUN
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