Icky thought ~ and I am a "country gal" most things don't bother me too much!
I think your wife is right, the only things missing about using an Airstream is maid service and room service...
know of any trailer parks/campgrounds that accommodate those items? Might be a big selling point....Do get a bit concerned about mosquitos at campgrounds... the whole WestNile thing seems worse than bed bugs... but neither seems appealing.
I think we will keep on camping.
Mrs. NorCal Bambi (traveling in S Tardis)