Ahoy me hearties. Another Talk Like a Pirate Day tis upon us all.
Welcome to the Official site for Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19
An I be pleased to report the Pirating Business, such as I'm engaged in, is at last producing a handsome plunder since King George II an the Lords on the Hill drove us into hard times. Sadly, due to these endeavors, my time for a crusin in the Land Yacht is now somewhat diminished.
Never you mind Maties. While in dry dock I've strengthened the starboard sister keelson an scabbed the deck below the Head to Bristol Fashion.
Aye, an we've had grand adventures close in upon the inland plains. Wit but a day or two to roam we been a plyin the backwaters of the Seas o' Cheese an Corn. When we ave ad the pleasure to anchor wit you rouges and scallywags we've swapping tall tails small lies of our travels.
I've a mind to set sail on a few more jaunts afore the cruel Winter ices over the harbor.
So fair thee well my fellow travelers. May ye all ave a fine day with smooth seas an a fair wind in your sails.
By your leave,
Captain Grey Beard