Are men hard-wired to ignore their wives?

[markdoane]

This is all I know about reactance:

As the inductance of a component increases, its inductive reactance becomes larger in imaginary terms, assuming the frequency is held constant. As the frequency increases for a given value of inductance, the inductive reactance increases in imaginary terms. If L is the inductance in henries (H) and f is the frequency in Hertz (Hz), then the inductive reactance +jXL, in imaginary-number ohms, is given by:

+jXL = +j(6.2832fL)


Here is all I know about what goes on in a woman's head:

Null, zero, nada, zip, naught,

[wheel interested]

Or as the Trailer Park Troubadours song says, I wish I had a clapper to your heart. My hubby loves that one. Clap on when I want you, clap off when I don't, something like that.

[85MH325]

Originally Posted by Silvertwinkie

Too bad an "Easy" button can't be wired into that panel....

Like this?

[uwe]

What are you guys talking about? My Didi and I get along fabulously, and have been for several seconds now.

[Jim Clark]

I need a electrician to rewire me as I can’t ignore my wife, and it is valentines day/night.

Jim

[Silvertwinkie]

Originally Posted by markdoane

Here is all I know about what goes on in a woman's head:

Null, zero, nada, zip, naught,

Jack Nicholson said it best in "As good as it gets" when asked how he wrote women so well.

"I think of a man, and I take away reason, and accountability.

[Silvertwinkie]

Originally Posted by 85MH325

Like this?

Yes, just like that, only not just a cropped picture...one that really is wired in and works!

[85MH325]

Originally Posted by Silvertwinkie

Yes, just like that, only not just a cropped picture...one that really is wired in and works!

This was just a conceptual model; a mockup. I suspect that a working prototype will never be developed...

[Sky]

Originally Posted by 85MH325

Like this?

Actually, I like it better when that button is on the bottom box.

[mistral blue]

The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days of the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

(1) What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go to dinner?

Here, have some wine.

(2) Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine.

(3) What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine

(4) Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

(5) What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't overdo it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more wine.

[pattyo]

Mistral Blue, perfect! Now I know why my spouse and I get along, we always have wine!

[codybear]

Mistral, you are too funny..yes, wine just might do the trick!!!

[mistral blue]

13 Things PMS stands for:

(1) Pass My Shotgun

(2) Psychotic Mood Shift

(3) Perpetual Munching Spree

(4) Puffy Mid-Section

(5) People Make me Sick

(6) Provide Me with Sweets

(7) Pardon My Sobbing

(8) Pimples May Surface

(9) Pass My Sweat pants

(10) Pissy Mood Syndrome

(11) Plainly, Men Suck

(12) Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one,

(13) Potential Murder Suspect

[Goin camping]

Unfortunately I have hearing loss.

Fortunately it is in the same range as my wife's voice.

Oh cruel fate.

[Mac1]

Great laughs! Does this have anything to do with readiing the instructions or asking directions? I know it is only as "only as a last resort". Instructions, I struggle with; directions - thank God for my Garmin (recalculating).
Vive la difference and pass the wine.

Mac

[Moonstruck]

Ogden Nash said;

"The required position men hanker for, is parallel to and above the floor"

How they get there, why they get there and what they do when they get there*, says it all! I think this is why women say they want a "Stand up guy!" Lol!

Read; "Why men don't listen, why women can't read maps", it will change your life!

*fixing my Airstream

[bobandcarla]

LOL. Man, this thread made my day!!!

[mandolindave]

I wasn't listening

[enduroryda]

Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out window, "PIG!"

Man yells out window, "B I A T C H!"

Man rounds next curve.

Man crashes into HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought for the day: If only men would listen. . .

[85MH325]

Originally Posted by Sky

Actually, I like it better when that button is on the bottom box.

Even I, with my limited knowledge of the fairer sex, am not so stupid as to do that my friend!

Roger