Airstreams the answer to telemarketers!
Just got a call from a hotel chain, wanting to sell me discount vacation packages. I've gotten these calls for years, since anytime I check into a hotel they've got my phone number to bug me with for months afterwards!
But today, I was thrilled to realize I now had a simple answer...
"Put me on your 'don't-call' list, Pal... I'm bringing my hotel with me from now on, my Airstream!"
Stunned silence on the other end, didn't know what to say to that.