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Old 06-25-2011, 04:28 PM   #1
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Adios Wally World...Quacker Barrel here come!

Stopped at a quacker barrel last night. The parking lot wasn't that big so I had to park in a bunch of car spaces. After getting the jacks down, the slides open and the awing out some A-hole in a car comes and says he is blocked in. Well, he should have known better than to park there in the first place. I thought quacker barrel has reserved spots for RV's. I told him he could run over the lawn, go through the concrete curbs and across the small ditch and he would be fine but I guess he didn't want to get his Lexas dirty.... (probably some attorney)
Had to make a drink to calm my nerves. He left.

I didn't feel like pulling my table out so I looked around. I spotted a barbecue grill on wheels in back of the quaker barrel. It was still smokin and had some good lookin meat on it. Seems someone left a perfectly good meal out there. I pushed it over to the coach and called the DW. Made another drink (Scotch) and had dinner with the DW. Now I'm thinkin "mythplaced" had it right. quacker barrel is where it's at.

So next, the cops show up and tell me I have to move so "Lexas" can get his car out. So much for "reserve parking".... After the Wallyworld seine I decided to move. I put the jacks up but that is it. My backup camera didn't see the awing hitting his car so Am I to blame???? Heck, it only put a scratch down half of his stupid car... Now he's jumping up and down and causing all kind of frustrations to me. Had to make a double Scotch.

Since I had canceled my coach insurance a few months before the cop was pretty upset. I told him "You put fuel in this sucker and drive it all over and see if you can afford insurance" A report was written up...

I got back to camping and made another drink. About that time a quaker barrel employee came out and started all kinds of commotion about the grill. Seems they cook out back and he said I stole their food... Well, I told him he was very rude and that if they wanted the grill so bad they should lock it down. Sorry, we ate the food...

I fired up the gen., started the air, made another drink and got out my lawn chairs. When we left Wallyworld we loaded a few plants to set outside and it really made a difference. I looked around and there were no snobby RV type people around so I fired up my 5 speaker, 500 watt outside stereo. Life is good...

Well now the cops came back and said I was disturbing the peace. I told them they were disturbing me! mythplaced stated I should go to quaker barrels and now I'm being harassed. They asked who the heck was "mythplaced" and to tell the truth, I didn't know.. So I lied and told them he owned the place. I guess they don't know mythplaced either...

The cops left after I turned down the stereo and I made another drink. The rest of the night was uneventful until I heard a knock at the door around 4 Am. I grabbed my sawed off shotgun (by the triggers) and it blew a foot wide hole in the side of the RV. I didn't see who was outside, (couldn't hear worth a damn either) and by the time I got outside they were gone. The swat team that arrived later didn't know mythplaced either....

So, I'm not staying at quaker barrel either, ever again.... __________________

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