Honey, I found an Airstream on Craigslist! I suppose that's how it always starts. Shelly just rolls her eyes and says how much , and where is it, which is understandable, knowing we've gone as far as Pennsylvania to fetch an Airstream. This one's only $2500 and it's in Joshua! Three hours later a brand new 1959 Airstream rolls into our driveway. I had to; it was a month older than me, so I naturally felt sorry for it. Besides, I talked the guy down to $2000. Now what? A total restoration, that's...