Well, we found one! WE OWN AN AIRSTREAM! And it was only 1 hour away from our home. I have moved from the realm of "currently looking" to "1987 Sovereign". GRSDLIGHTNIN, that's me. It took me one month to find it.

I somehow got bit by the Airstream bug, and don't really know how. I have never camped a day in my life. Never seen or heard of Airstream parks...Somehow, I just started looking at Ebay, then Craigslist, then RV dealers online. Frankly, I think I might...