Here's my entry for this year's contest. I think that I wrote a contender.
Quote:
Miss Horton sat stiffly in the bus seat hurtling toward an impending metropolis with nervous perspiration on her perfectly formed upper lip and as she strained to discern the hushed words of her teen charges suspiciously huddled together, it became clear upon hearing a loud "qui" that the ruffians in the Latin club were deliberately missubstituting relative pronouns for interrogative.
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If the depth of my depravity isn't immediately apparent, consider that the latin
"qui" is a form of the english
"who" to uncover the hidden literary allegory.