[ROBERT CROSS]

> The Handywoman
>
> A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as
> a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.
>
> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
> had any odd jobs for her to do.
>
> 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much
> will you charge me?'
>
> The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
>
> The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
> was in the garage.
>
> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she
> realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
>
> He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
>
> The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
> dumb blonde jokes .'
>
> A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her
> money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.
>
> 'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two
> coats - no extra charge.'
>
> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to
> her.................
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> 'And by the way,' the blonde added ...
> 'it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi.'