A trooper pulled over a speeding car. The driver was rude to the officer and almost combative.
After the motorist released a long tirade of insults regarding the cop, all his kind and his personal parentage, The trooper made an extra notation on the ticket he was writing up.
When he handed it to the driver, the driver immediately noticed the letters
"A.H." written in the corner.
"What's this?" He demanded.
"That's to remind me, when we get to court, that you were such an
A**-H**e!"
When the court date came the defense lawyer questioned the trooper.
"Officer, you wrote
"A.H." on my client's ticket. What did you mean by that?"
The trooper calmly replied, "Sir, I wrote that to indicate your client was
ABUSIVE and
HOSTILE."
"Don't you mean my client is an
A**-H**e?" pressed the lawyer.
Smiling to the court, the lawman replied, "Well sir, he's
YOUR client. I'd guess you know him much better than I!"
