The results were in, my wife no longer wished to go tent camping any more. I was devistated but I didn't know that could lead to erectal dyfunction, male pattern baldness, incontinence and the heartbreak of scoriesis.
So, I called my Doctor, and she suggested Airstream. She said it may not work for everybody, but right for me. Now I have a more fullfilling relationship with my wife and no more searching for tent poles.
However, the side effects may include: meeting nice people, using your old jokes to new audiance, drinking more iced tea, and learning about various hardware and tow vehicles.
Now these side effects tend not be rare and are tolerated by most everyone. While there is no cure, tent camping symtoms are rarely reported or taken seriously any more.
Airstreaming is not officially recognised by the AMA, AARP, NAACP or the WTO, but who cares.
I still have male pattern baldness and erectal dysfunction, but my sleeping bag is more comfortable. At least she says she is.
