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Originally Posted by safari57 I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & Made funny noises.... |
I like the advice given by Jeff Foxworthy as to how to properly call in sick. Rather than some lame, pansie sounding stuff like "I think I may have a sore throat and cough", he recommends calling saying that even though you have "EXPLOSIVE DIARIA"
you're still willing to come into work! The boss will say "oh hell no"! and that way it's the boss telling you not to come in and you look like a faithful employee!
I used the "he-man" smiley because it looks like he's taking a power dump!
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