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You know why sharks don't attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Show me a cannibal that gets food poisoning from Missionary Stew, and I'll show you you can't keep a good man down.
Know what eskimos use to keep their houses together? Iglue.
Which President wore the largest shoes? The one with the largest feet.
I tried filling up my truck with gas yesterday, but the mortgage application was denied.
Why does the ocean roar? You'd roar too, if you had crabs in your bed...
My train of thought keeps derailing.
If you put all the cars in the world in a row, somebody would try to pass them.
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Terry
(No Longer at Inland RV)
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