Hijacking

[InsideOut]

Off Topic!

Shari

[Janet H]

Originally Posted by Chaplain Kent

Does anyone know how to get the sticky stuff off the inside walls when my refrigerator freezer gets cold and my box does not while my black water tank valve does not close all the way and leaves a pile in the middle of the tank of you know what and I have not bought an Airstream yet but this sure is an interesting Internet with a sagging on the left side of my axle should it be turned thirty degrees when I get a bulge on my Dun lop tire which were recalled by the price increase at WBCCI save the Wally campaign? How do I put my dog's name on the forum I am coming calendar rally?

LOL! Click on "search" and follow the prompts!

[bake315]

Originally Posted by InsideOut

Off Topic!

Shari

Sound the general alarm! Sound the general alarm!

[85MH325]

Originally Posted by InsideOut

Off Topic!

Shari

And your point would be...?

Kent, that is without a doubt THE best post I've EVER read here!

We should do a "Hall of Fame" for posts. I nominate yours for the first entry! Good Karma to you!

Roger

[overlander63]

Originally Posted by Chaplain Kent

Does anyone know how to get the sticky stuff off the inside walls when my refrigerator freezer gets cold and my box does not while my black water tank valve does not close all the way and leaves a pile in the middle of the tank of you know what and I have not bought an Airstream yet but this sure is an interesting Internet with a sagging on the left side of my axle should it be turned thirty degrees when I get a bulge on my Dun lop tire which were recalled by the price increase at WBCCI save the Wally campaign? How do I put my dog's name on the forum I am coming calendar rally?

Err, umm, blub... uhh...
Yes. I agree 100%.

[Janet H]

Originally Posted by Chaplain Kent

Does anyone know how to get the sticky stuff off the inside walls when my refrigerator freezer gets cold and my box does not while my black water tank valve does not close all the way and leaves a pile in the middle of the tank of you know what and I have not bought an Airstream yet but this sure is an interesting Internet with a sagging on the left side of my axle should it be turned thirty degrees when I get a bulge on my Dun lop tire which were recalled by the price increase at WBCCI save the Wally campaign? How do I put my dog's name on the forum I am coming calendar rally?

Kent - you have asked a very important and insightful question and we value your participation here at the Airstreamforums while you are search for your rivets may I suggest that your valves should be periodically checked for soft floors and mice that may damage aging parts of the frame and as insidious as that sounds it only reinforces the need to proceed with clear coat treatment for the seams and sealants that you have chosen for your project.

Thank you for continued participation on the forums - our members are our most valuable asset.

[overlander63]

Originally Posted by Janet

Kent - you have asked a very important and insightful question and we value your participation here at the Airstreamforums while you are search for your rivets may I suggest that your valves should be periodically checked for soft floors and mice that may damage aging parts of the frame and as insidious as that sounds it only reinforces the need to proceed with clear coat treatment for the seams and sealants that you have chosen for your project.

Thank you for continued participation on the forums - our members are our most valuable asset.

Janet, that is the best non-answer I have seen in a long time.

[ALANSD]

I just love this thread!! But what is it about anyway???
I mean is it about aluminitus effecting the primary thought proccesses or not?

[Chaplain Kent]

Will I be able to tow it with my 310 it has a slip diff? The dealer said it was OK.

[HHP]

...and it was down hill from there...

x2

Erasmus (1520 AD):

"If we want truth, every person ought to be free to speak what they think without fear."

[AZstreamin]

So my contribution will only send it spinning out of control

One of my all time favorite comedians is Stephen Wright below is a sample of his one liners.... read on at your own risk.. your side might hurt when you reach the bottom of this obnoxiously long post.

• Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
• If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
• Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
• I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
• So what's the speed of dark?
• How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?
• After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
• Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
• If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
• I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
• Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
• Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
• Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
• Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
• If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
• If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
• What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
• Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
• When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
• Do fish get cramps after eating?
• Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
• Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
• Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
• When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
• Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
• Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
• How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
• If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
• Why is lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
• Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
• Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
• Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
• What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
• Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
• I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
• If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
• Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
• War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

[GreatPumpkin]

Originally Posted by 2airishuman

a couple more thoughts me thinks.....

one of goals of any forum is 2 improve the vocabulary of readers n posters...
while i've been hoppin on them dots for along time...
it was only in july that the word 'elipses' first appeared on our fourms...
thank you great pumpkin...
now everybody is using that word...eplipses...
that's pretty cool,
a known, defined, specific point,
before which we was dumb,
and after which folks learned a new word!

so here's to...
Aislehelp'n to...
make people smarter...
one dot at a time!

...

The hair has a point...

wut ubout uh spel cheker four peple thet kant spel?

Or gramma chekers?

...but I suppose
that neither would prevent...
the malapropism...
or homophone usage...

Aisle try and give yew a lessen, but Eye don't have all knight. Sum of ewe our now laughing, others are knot. There kneading to find a dictionary. Win ewe chews the wrong word to wright it drives the AR folks . Reeding allowed yew may fined its clothes, but ewe heir. Sum will not understand what u mien.. Spell cheque wood knot work hear. Due ewe no what Eye mint?

[dijer]

Originally Posted by GreatPumpkin

Aisle try and give yew a lessen, but Eye don't have all knight. Sum of ewe our now laughing, others are knot. There kneading to find a dictionary. Win ewe chews the wrong word to wright it drives the AR folks . Reeding allowed yew may fined its clothes, but ewe heir. Sum will not understand what u mien.. Spell cheque wood knot work hear. Due ewe no what Eye mint?

Did you create that on your own? If so, so clever.

[GreatPumpkin]

Originally Posted by dijer

Did you create that on your own? If so, so clever.

I created it from within the vast knowledge circulating in my cranium. (others might say I pulled it out of an area much lower )
People tell me I'm clever. (or was that a smart @ss? - but that's just a synonym for clever right )

[2airishuman]

Originally Posted by Chaplain Kent

Will I be able to tow it with my 310 it has a slip diff? The dealer said it was OK.

best thing for a slip diff is a spinal manipulation by a slip-0-practor...
works every time i guaranteeeeeee.

i just noticed the brownies in question are glazed...
how did they get glazed?
what's in them brownies
does glazing affect the altitude?

now roger, i might like that writer guy too..soon as i read some of his stuff!
but supporting your claim with actual facts will get ya no where!
nobody said i started the ellipses movement so drop the ad hominem!!!
(ok who hasn't looked up that phrase in the past 6 months?)
all i noted was...
i've been leaving lots of em!
piles of em!
and the pumkin started calling them 'e' word...
and shari wants 'em to stop...
and i just want the voices to stop...
~.
-...
.......

now alansd,
to answer your question..."But what is it about anyway???"
i offer this...
of course it is...

and now the great pumpkin is causin' cussin' cousin...

look for latin
on the latin
later
2air'

[2airishuman]

Originally Posted by overlander63

Audio??? The only thing I hear while on the forums, is my time saying "goodbye".

so you don't hear the voices...
embedded in those threads...
what about wally?
is he sending ne1 else messages
via yer fillings?
wait...
my running gear IS balanced!
2air'

[2airishuman]

hey dijer.....

is there a lot of airsteams in hawaii
ok i mean ON hawaii
or is it at hawaii
anyway...

how do they hold up surrounded by so much spam?


2air'

[overlander63]

Originally Posted by ALANSD

I just love this thread!! But what is it about anyway????

Currently, it's about 58 posts, and counting...

[85MH325]

Yes, YES!!!! I HEAR THE VOICES!!!!!

Roger

[AZstreamin]

I see dead people